1. I like the way you think..

    TEACHER: There were four birds on a tree. I shot 1 of them, how many were left?

    BOY: None, cause the other 3 flew away.

    TEACHER: Wrong, the answer is 3... But I like the way you think.

    BOY: Let me also ask you a question ma'am. There were three women eating ice drop in an ice cream shop. 1 is licking, 1 is biting, and 1 is sucking. Who among them is married?

    TEACHER: The one who is sucking!

    BOY: Wrong, The one who has a wedding ring. But I like the way you think ma'am.

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